false alarm. still invincible.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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