why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
if i died would you start the facebook group?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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