Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
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Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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