I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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