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  Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?

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• (713): View more from Texas

  She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I mistook a propane tank for a keg.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  ur mom makes the best bacon

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  WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper

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  25 True Facts That Sound Fake AF

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• (360): View more from Washington

  You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.

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