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• (520): View more from Arizona

  The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.

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• (760): View more from California

  I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work

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• (347): View more from New York

  Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (631): View more from New York

  OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester

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• (207): View more from Maine

  this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.

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• (830): View more from Texas

  Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.

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  All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can

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  Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk

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