The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk