I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
be right there i have to get my cape
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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