he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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