she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
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He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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