Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
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Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
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Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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