What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
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We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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