she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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