So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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