Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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