I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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