I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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