Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Who died my cat blue again?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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