I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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