she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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