He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
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I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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