He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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