You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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