i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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