is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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