i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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