just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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