She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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