I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
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There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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