You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
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They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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