Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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