I'm so fucking centered right now
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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