Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
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Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize