wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
