That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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