i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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