marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
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i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
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And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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