Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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