I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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