at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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