The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
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he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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