What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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