i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
