This is not my ceiling
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
There are leaves in my underwear?
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