I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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