im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
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I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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