would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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