I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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