maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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