dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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