I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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