i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
