your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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