to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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