Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
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Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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