Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he shaved USA in his pubs
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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