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R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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