Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
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i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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