how can u be prego again
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
