i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
BRING THE BAGELS
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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