Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
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Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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